Oscar's Blog

2012-01-13T00:18:00.000-08:00

A good movie my master likes.

Chubby Chubby Guy Am I!

Shoes!

2011-07-01T18:17:00.000-07:00

I like shoes. Yes. They are fun and smell nice. I like to roll around in my person's shoes. (She is my mommy but I am not a baby--no!) She got these new shoes and I like to roll around all the time. Yes. I like it because it is fun and it allows me to forget my problems. Yes.

I feel better. I do this whenever the brat tries to have his way. He won't have it his way, no! He is a brat!

I like shoes.

Brat!

2011-07-01T18:13:00.000-07:00

Just look at this brat I live with, yes. He is a big brat and always likes to sit by me. He is a pest. This morning he knocked over the garbage can and tried to blame it on me! Yes. Can you believe it? Then my person did not think it was me, no because she knows I am Oscar and I am perfect, yes. She knew it was this little brat who knocked over the can, yes she did. Then he ran away with his little fluff butt showing and his puffy tail in the hair. He has such a 'tude, he does.

Just look at those eyes. They are bad. They are the eyes of someone guilty, and Thor is guilty 'cause he is a little brat. He is!

I showed that mean manx who was boss, I did!

2010-11-12T10:56:00.000-08:00

Last night there was this orange manx and he was very mean and he was outside and just sitting there so I showed him who is boss, that it is me, Oscar, yes.

I hissed and growled and made a big fuss, and I made him so scared that he will never be coming back here, no, never.

After a while my person had to calm me and so I changed my blog to the soothing candles, yes.

I scared that mean manx away, I did. He knows not to come here because he is so scared of me. Yes. I am scary.

New pics of me soon.

2010-11-11T18:22:00.000-08:00

Mommy took some pics of me sleeping today and I need to post them soon, yes. I was sleeping because blogging takes a lot out of me. I know I haven't blogged in a while but I am still here.

Here is me sleeping on the couch, yes.

Here is me behind the blanket on my chubby chair. I like it, yes. I do it even when it is very hot out because I like to. Don't forget about me, Oscar. I am still here, yes, and I run the show.

New Blog, New Ambition.

2010-07-21T19:38:00.000-07:00

Hi. This is Oscar and I am a Literary Cat from now on. I am going to read and write books if I can. I like to plop on books so that is a start. I will write a thick book soon so that way I can plop on it and stretch my paws on the sides of it. I like to do that, yes.

I also like to plop on my person's yoga mat while she is doing yoga, yes I do.

Article with Oscar's photo.

2010-02-03T20:01:00.000-08:00

For all wanting to read an article that features Oscar's photo, click this link.

Oscar says it is a must read!

Guest Cat.

2009-11-16T16:28:00.000-08:00

A friend sent me these photos he took of his sister's cat. I think they are so cute! =^.^= While Oscar will not be pleased, I've decided to open a section on Oscar's Blog for guest cats. He's not been posting much, after all. Blogging takes a lot outta him. Just look at that fuzzy widdle face!

Photos by Wassim Diab.

Oscar is not a "man's cat."

2009-09-07T16:29:00.000-07:00

In a recent post I, Oscar's mom, did about manly men, I tried thinking which of my cats are "manly cats."

Unfortunately, Oscar, the star of this blog, is not a "man's cat." For one thing, he's too temperamental, he whines too much, and he's a bit of a diva/drama queen. Just look at him. Does that look manly to you?

Thor is not a manly cat because he's too much of a pretty boy.

Even though we call him the "Pitten" because he is so handsome that he is the Brad Pitt of cats, he's probably more like the Jude Law of cats, but Pitten sounds better. Either way, he's handsome, knows it, and if he were a person would likely be some yuppie working some white collar job after having majored in something useless at a university.

And Shadow? Forget it. He's a hairdresser and humps our other male cats. Enough said.

The only one who qualifies as a "man's cat" would be Apollo. Why? Because he got herpes in the eyes and kicked its ass. He didn't peep or whine once. Ok, so that's not true, but he's not a drama queen, when he runs into the wall due to his blindness, he just shakes his head and runs on, as any real man's cat should. He's no pussy, after all!

Apollo: he's one badass Bub! That's why he is called Da Bub!

I am out on my patio. Out on my chair.

2009-08-03T09:39:00.000-07:00

Hi peeps. What up? My peep took this webcam shot of me sittin' here chillin' on my chair here out on the patio. It is my patio, yes.

I was happy last night because my peep let me stay out late last night and I got to enjoy the wind and sounds of the bugs, yes.

Well, I'm gettin' pretty hungry so I'd best be headin' back to my crib. Just wanted to give a shout out to all my pets out there. Oscar is here and he ain't leavin' no how. Yes. I am Oscar. That is me.

I am here. I am back. I am Oscar! Yes!

2009-07-06T13:35:00.000-07:00

OK for all of my fans out there wondering just where I've been, I've told you that blogging takes a lot outta me. I enjoy tweeting because it is fun, but please stop all the pretty ladies trying to solicit me for human sex. I am a fixed male cat, yes. So there will be none of that.

And not to worry, I still look the same. And then this little brat had to get declawed, so now he can't fight at all! Ha ha ha! I'm sure you're thinking what a cute little kitty kat but he's a big brat, he is, yes.

Look how dumb he looks in that head thing! Ha ha ha! And when he tries to scratch, it is he who will sting. (I am trying to write a poem about it. Here's how it goes):

Poem (by me: Oscar)

Bratty Thor

There is this bratty kitten I know, yes.
His name is Thor.
Every morning, he whines at the door,
and I never have to guess
who is there because he's a bore.

Now that he's declawed,
He can't do a thing.
And whenever he tries to bite or scratch,
I just remind him who is King,
that it is me, Oscar, the King
of Cats. That is me.
And that is that.

Copyright by Oscar. Me. Yes.

In The Box...

2009-05-28T09:59:00.001-07:00

Where am I? I'm Twittering, that's what!

2009-05-21T17:16:00.000-07:00

ME!

If you people are all wondering what I've been up to, I've been Twittering the past month yes. I like it because blogging takes a lot outta me and Twittering is fun. Tweets are what the birds do, and I can do it too while I look at them from my patio yes.

Here you can see us on the patio. I don't know where I am, no, but those other kittens need to get off my seats, yes!

Baby Thor: Bratty Kitten!

Apollo thinks he runs the show, but no, it's me, Oscar, yes.

Those lazy cats, what do they do? Nothing, I tell you. They don't even blog or have Twitters, no!

Apollo And My Person.

2009-04-19T19:12:00.001-07:00

Apollo likes to sit on my person's lap a lot. Yes he does. Sorry it's been awhile--blogging takes a lot outta me.

I Am Here.

2009-04-19T19:11:00.001-07:00

My Person and Me!

2009-03-28T20:00:00.001-07:00

Here is me.

Me. Sleeping Me.

My person, my nipples and me.

Me.

A kiss from me.

Oscar's Webcam Shots.

2009-03-13T10:15:00.001-07:00

View some of Oscar's webcam shots here.

Cat Luv. (Message From Oscar's Mom).

2009-03-09T14:25:00.001-07:00

Oscar just wanted me to shout out a quick hello to all his fans. He had an article published but he was shy about telling you, so he asked me to. I had to help him with some of the writing but it begins with:

"My name is Oscar and I am a cat. I would say that I don't necessarily understand all people because I don't know all people. I am a little shy, after all. Though I must say that I do understand my own person very well..."

Me and My Person.

2009-02-28T11:00:00.000-08:00

Here is me with my person yes. I am sitting on her lap, I am. I like to do that, I do. I haven't been feeling too good since I have some allergies yes, but my person have me some allergy pills and now I am feeling up to speed. Sometimes I get a little wheezy I do.

Well all this blogging wears me out and I have to go and look at some birds outside the window now so I hope my readers are happy having seen an image of me yes.

My Andy Warholish Exhibit. (A message from Oscar's Mom).

2009-02-12T17:51:00.000-08:00

I thought I'd feature a bunch of pix courtesy of Apollo and my webcam. I can call this "Lapcat." I think it should be hung in a museum no? Everyone is the envy of my polka-dotted PJs. I just know it.

Apollo At The Computer.

2009-02-02T19:42:00.001-08:00

Here he is taken by the webcam. What is he doing there? That is my seat, yes it is. Mine. Oscar. Me.

I Am Happy. I Am Good.

2009-01-28T19:20:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone. Thanks for all your concerns but I am doing better now yes. The doctor told me I needed to take it easy, I do 'cause I am stressed a lot and life makes me worry. So I've been taking it easy and trying not to do too much 'cause life is stressful, and I can't blog too much because blogging takes a lot out of me, it does.

So the vet told me to rest up and have everything go my way and all that stuff, he did. In the mean time my person switched my food to diet and I don't like it, no, but now I guess it is OK.

Well I just wanted to touch base with all my fans out there and tell you that things are going good, that I am resting a lot and trying to take it easy. Life is very stressful, it is. But at least things will be going my way and that includes those bratty kittens, yes.

Doctor's orders, things need to go Oscar's way. That's me. Oscar. My way. Yes.

Message From Oscar's Mom.

2009-01-13T19:42:00.000-08:00

Hey all you Oscar fans out there. Just thought you'd like to know Oscar went to the vet today and he has kitty OCD. If you'd like to hear more about it as well as his trip to the vet, read here.

Some Stuff About Me...

2009-01-11T19:41:00.001-08:00

Here's some stuff about me you might not know: I live with this bratty kitten named Thor, he is a brat yes.

We sometimes play...

He likes to scratch...

And did you know I had a tattoo? Yes. I do. This is my tattoo.

Here it is closer, my person pinching my chub.

These were the days. I've had many of them. I've been around, yes I have.

Oscar Grooms.

2008-12-31T17:03:00.000-08:00

Him at My Deskspace.

2008-12-20T16:45:00.000-08:00

I was trying to get online so I could blog but this one was in my deskspace yes. So I told him to move out of the way because I run the show and that this blog is about me. I am only showing you this picture out of evidence so you know he was bad.

He should not be sitting there, no. That spot is reserved for me, Oscar. Those blinds are open for me and only me yes.

Me at My Deskspace.

2008-12-15T06:47:00.000-08:00

Here is me at my deskspace, right after I blogged yes. My person had to get out of the way so I could get things done, she did.

Sometimes I like to look out the window but my person shut the blinds. I don't know why she did that, I don't. But sometimes I just like to look at birds and think about the world, I do.

Do You Like My New Look Or What?!?!?

2008-12-08T06:08:00.000-08:00

Hey I spent some time touching up my blog this weekend I did yes. And it took a lot out of me, it did. So I spent some time here on my chair, yes.

I'll have more to say in time. I always do. Right now I see a bird in one of the branches outside and it's making me dizzy. I must go and have a look, yes. I must.

Oscar.

I'm Back, Though I've Not Gone Far.

2008-11-21T12:16:00.000-08:00

Cute little Kiwi here, isn't she just so cute? I'll bet that's what you are all thinking, yes. That this little kitty kat is so cute, but she can be a pain, yes.

I am here to warn you that she's not as innocent as she looks, no she's not. This morning I tried to bite her scruff but all she did was moan and groan and act like a big baby yes. I think it's important for cats to have a certain level of caturity, so they don't act like whiny kittens all the time, no.

I am very cature and I am not afraid of anything, no. Unless it's some weird person knocking on the door, then I run and hide, I do. But I only do it because I know if they saw me they'd be all intimidated because I am very mean, yes I am.

Here she is bigger, and she is trouble no doubt. I showed Kiwi who is boss, I did. And she knows it. She wants to be like me, she does. And I can't blame her. But don't be fooled like she's all cute and sweet, no. She likes to do lots of bad things like nip at my tail and whine and cry like a big baby girl cat. That's what she is: a whiny, tiny girl cat who does bad things. She's not good like me, no. She's bad. So just don't fall for her games, no.

Me and Him and My Thoughts on the Election...Again.

2008-10-30T13:42:00.001-07:00

Sometimes when he is not being bad I let little Thor sit here I do. The reason I do is because I don't want a whiny cat on me, no. When I try to tell him no he gets all upset because he idolizes me he does, and the last thing he wants to hear is that he can't be by me yes. So sometimes when he is being good and not being a brat I let him sit near me I do.

I still think I should be the next President yes. President Oscar. The reason is because you already have that one guy with an O in his name who is running and my name has an O so why can't I run? Though if it's not going to be me for President I'd much rather it be the guy with the O because those with O's in their name are good yes. Not that other shrived up man, he's weird and I don't like him, I don't. He doesn't look like someone who would want to pet me no he doesn't.

And anyone who doesn't want to pet me is not worth my time, no they are not.

This Is Not Me But It Should Be!

2008-10-08T07:37:00.000-07:00

All you people keep arguing over this and that but what we need is me in the White House yes. Then I will make mandatory cat nip donations provided by the government and lots of canned food yes. And not the cheap stuff but the good stuff. Yes.

Here's how it needs to be. I will give you the reform you need yes.

Oscar 2008!

We Got This New Thing!

2008-09-11T13:38:00.000-07:00

We got this new thing yes. Look at it. I must first inspect.

Then this other one came to sniff about, yes.

Things are good.

Yes.

More on my person's blog here.

He's a Little Brat!

2008-08-15T16:32:00.000-07:00

Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.

You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.

Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.

So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.

Me and the Shadow and a Poem!

2008-07-28T15:07:00.001-07:00

Here is me and that Shadow cat and a poem by some poet named Stevie Smith yes.

Conviction (III)
The shadow was so black,
I thought it was a cat,
But once in to it
I knew it
No more black
Than a shadow's back.

Illusion is a freak
Of mind;
The cat's to seek.

By Stevie Smith

Self Portrait: My Author Photo (if I were one).

2008-07-13T13:06:00.000-07:00

My name is Oscar and I am the author of several novels. Yes I am.

Me: I've been napping.

2008-06-28T08:35:00.001-07:00

My person took this picture of me because she thought I looked cute. I was just trying to get a nap because I needed it because I get tired a lot, yes I do. There are so many things to do, but I can never get to them. I like to nap, yes because it makes me feel refreshed. Sometimes life can get really tough you know. Yes it does. Oscar.

A Song By Me (Oscar).

2008-06-05T11:19:00.001-07:00

My Name is Oscar, yeah yeah yeah.

You Love Me, yeah yeah yeah.

I Let You Pet Me yeah yeah yeah.

Because I Love It, I do.

I haven't thought up the rest of the song yet, but I thought this would make a good chorus.

Now I Bow My Head To You!

Nah! No I Don't!

More Like The Other Way Around!

I Am The Best Cat In Town!

(I'm still working on the rhyme so stop criticizing, bye). Oscar.

I Am Oscar and I am King.

2008-04-28T12:25:00.000-07:00

I am Oscar and I am king of my own blog yes. Some may wonder where I've been but I've been busy and so blogging takes a lot out of me and already I need a nap yes. I have no problem turning my nose up, no I don't because I am Oscar and I run the show.

Those kittens sometimes annoy me they do but I keep them in line yes. They want to be like me which is fine but they can't be crossing any lines no they can't. I tell them who is king and who runs the show that it is me, Oscar and not them yes. I'm tired so I need a nap now. Bye. Oscar.

Whatever. You Don't Own Me.

2008-03-26T14:44:00.000-07:00

No One Does!

Rabbits! Blah!

2008-03-22T16:15:00.000-07:00

I am better than some silly rabbit! There will be no rabbits here. No. None.

Oscars Only. Me. Oscar.

A Poem From Oscar (me).

2008-02-28T16:38:00.000-08:00

I am Oscar.

I am the best Oscar Yes!

Oscar I am, I am Oscar.

I sleep all day yes.

I eat when I can yes.

I am the best yes!

My name is Oscar, and I am better

than any cat around.

He Wants To Be Like Me!

2008-02-03T15:32:00.000-08:00

Here you can see this little one wants to be like me yes he does because everyone does because I am Oscar yes. He tries to be near me and so I just let him because I didn't want to hurt his feelings yes.

This one too is always coming by yes he is and he wants to play but I don't know yet if I should because he looks funny to me like a spy. This only proves that everyone wants to be me because everyone loves me yes they do I am the best Oscar yes.

A Spy.

2008-01-19T09:09:00.000-08:00

I don't know what he is up to but I will soon find out. They sent a spy. Yes. That's what this is.

I like to read.

2008-01-19T09:05:00.000-08:00

I like to read yes I do because I have lots and lots of books. I like to sit in the shelf too like I am here yes. Having this blog has strengthened my communication skills and so when a kitten comes by I don't need to growl all the time because they get it. Those kittens are sort of childish and don't really understand things like I do Oscar. That's me. Yes.

Those Kittens Are All Over!

2008-01-11T08:36:00.000-08:00

Who do these kittens think they are that they can just come in and run the whole show? Just look HERE. One of them likes to pull and yank on my tail but I tell him it's not OK no it's not. The other one likes to wander like he can't see and then he just bumps into walls and then he keeps going or playing with the other one and they are always jumping all over yes.

I can't have these kittens jumping all over the place and causing all this ruckus no I can't. They need to learn that I am in charge yes I am and I am Oscar and I run the show yes I do. I am the biggest cat around and they need to learn that yes. They will learn that and they will be afraid of me because I am chubby and I am very mean yes I am Oscar.

They Say It's A New Year.

2008-01-01T17:10:00.000-08:00

I like to watch a lot of movies yes I do and I like to do it on my throne and cuddle up. I had a fun New Year's Eve and ran the show all night long. I don't know why people care about years because it still looks the same the next day and all that so I don't know the point.

They know how much I like movies that there is a spot on the shelf just for me yes it is and there will never be any movies there because that's where I like to go when I feel like it yes.

So now I was there and now I'm here and now I have to go so I can sit there yes. Oscar.

Hey get off my case already.

2007-12-23T06:22:00.000-08:00

I've been busy ok so not a lot of time for blogging. Those kittens are all locked away for good and are never coming out never. They are so scared of me because they see how scary and massive I am. ha ha ha ha that's what I am. Oscar.

For Christmas I just want the universe handed to me in my food dish ha ha ha ha Oscar. Last year she tied a bow around my neck but not this year. This year she won't. No. Oscar.

Tragedy Has Struck.

2007-12-06T17:30:00.001-08:00

Here is me. Here is THEM. I don't like THEM.

-Oscar.

A Chilly Chubby.

2007-12-01T08:43:00.000-08:00

Blogging has been taking a lot out of me. Very stressful. It's been chilly and so I've been a Chilly Chubby. Here you can see each angle of my Chilly Chubby-ness. That's who I am. Oscar.

Me and Shadow.

2007-11-25T07:55:00.001-08:00

We were sleeping. I don't remember when my person took this picture. I was tired and Shadow was too. I am still tired. Blogging takes a lot out of me. Oscar.

I Guard The Box.

2007-11-22T05:30:00.000-08:00

Here is me. I am guarding the box. I always guard the box when it arrives. I must. Click on the photo to see just how big that box was and how much I am guarding it.

I caught the grasshopper.

2007-11-20T15:22:00.000-08:00

A few days ago there was a grasshopper in one of the trash bins and I knocked it over. I scared it yes I did and I picked it up with my mouth and carried it off. Then my person found me and yelled at me and so I scooped it up again and ran off with it and then let it go. Then one of my people caught it and threw it away but I was left looking for it. I know it is there somewhere I know it is. It is just too scared to come out because I am scary and I know I scared that grasshopper yes I did. Oscar.

Stepping on my tail!

2007-11-14T16:32:00.000-08:00

Tonight my person stepped on my tail yes she did. I let out a load yelp but it didn't hurt no it didn't. I made her feel bad and then began to sulk till she petted me till I purred.

And what is all this talk of a kitten? My people speak of a kitten. There will be no kitten no there won't. I don't like the sound of it. Not one bit. Oscar.

Kiwi And ME--4 photos!

2007-11-13T10:52:00.001-08:00

My person shot these pictures of me and Kiwi. You can see how much she likes being by me. I'm doing it just to be nice because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She needs me yes she does. She needs me because everyone needs me yes they do. She's so little she needs me to protect her. Yes she does. She needs Oscar to protect her. That's me. Oscar. Click on us and we get bigger.

Me and Shadow.

2007-11-07T16:50:00.000-08:00

This is a cat I live with and his name is Shadow. Here we are playing. He always looks drugged up and here is no different. He's good for the most part and not bad like the other cat Kiwi is but Shadow just pretty much does what I tell him to do because he knows to.

He listens because I am Oscar and he knows to. The people I live with call him 'The Boy' because that's what he is. A boy. He is only a boy but I am a guy. That's what I am. Oscar. That's what Oscar is. A guy. Me. Oscar. A guy.

Last Night The Doorbell People Were There.

2007-11-01T10:42:00.000-07:00

Last night there were people ringing the doorbell and lots of voices and I heard them and I growled and scared them away. You don't need a dog when you have a cat like me no you don't. I scared them with my growls and they'll never be coming back never. Just like that tabby cat when I scared him away.

They got a good scare they did. HAHAHAHA I scared all of them I did. Bye. Oscar.

This is not my paw!

2007-10-27T09:13:00.000-07:00

This is not my paw. My paw: Oscar. This is not Oscar's paw but Kiwi's. She's bad like I said and it is this paw that is always causing trouble. She's always grabbing at things like my tail and trying to knead with it where she shouldn't be.

Look how little that paw is. That could only be the paw of a teeny girl cat, not one from a big, masculine, strong, tough, scary, massive, chubby, frightening, guy cat like me.

That's what I am. Oscar.

This is not me!

2007-10-21T15:37:00.000-07:00

This is Kiwi, a cat I live with. She's always causing trouble and getting in the way. Sometimes she tries to steal the yogurt from me but I show her. HAHAHAHA

Here she is again. Being bad. Bad she is bad. Oscar is the good cat. Me. Good. I'm Oscar and I'm good. Kiwi = Bad.

Rough Day.

2007-10-17T15:33:00.001-07:00

I had a rough day today, as you can see. I like to sleep near a bunch of uncomfortable stuff.

My face wears the strain to prove it. Click on me and I'm life size!

Now I'm up and I watched some of the birds outside and now I don't know what I'm going to do maybe find a box to go sit in. HAHAHAHA Oscar.

I Took A Nap.

2007-10-15T12:55:00.000-07:00

I took a nap earlier and now I'm up but I think I'll need to sleep again. My people call me all sorts of nicknames and I don't know how I know all of them but I do. I'll let you know what some of them are in my next post but don't be calling me by them only call me Oscar because that's my name and that's who I am Oscar.

I'm going to sleep now on the treadmill bye Oscar.

A Good Day.

2007-10-14T11:15:00.001-07:00

Woke up from my nap and I had some yogurt that my person let me lick from her cup and then I plopped on her book while she tried to read and she pet me till I fell asleep.

My person wants me to put pictures of the 2 other cats I live with but I'll have to see 'cause this blog is about me. Oscar. Now I got to go 'cause there's a bird outside the window bye. Oscar.

Last night the cat was outside.

2007-10-13T14:35:00.001-07:00

Last night there was a tabby outside and I scared him because I growled all mean and then I puffed big and he didn't like it and he went away and was so scared that he'll never be back again.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Teach that tabby a lesson I will. He'll never be back never.