I like shoes. Yes. They are fun and smell nice. I like to roll around in my person's shoes. (She is my mommy but I am not a baby--no!) She got these new shoes and I like to roll around all the time. Yes. I like it because it is fun and it allows me to forget my problems. Yes.
I feel better. I do this whenever the brat tries to have his way. He won't have it his way, no! He is a brat!
I like shoes.
