This Is Not Me But It Should Be!

All you people keep arguing over this and that but what we need is me in the White House yes. Then I will make mandatory cat nip donations provided by the government and lots of canned food yes. And not the cheap stuff but the good stuff. Yes.

Here's how it needs to be. I will give you the reform you need yes.



Oscar 2008!

We Got This New Thing!

We got this new thing yes. Look at it. I must first inspect.



Then this other one came to sniff about, yes.



Things are good.



Yes.



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He's a Little Brat!

Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.

You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.

Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.

So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.

Me and the Shadow and a Poem!

Here is me and that Shadow cat and a poem by some poet named Stevie Smith yes.

Conviction (III)
The shadow was so black,
I thought it was a cat,
But once in to it
I knew it
No more black
Than a shadow's back.

Illusion is a freak
Of mind;
The cat's to seek.

By Stevie Smith

Self Portrait: My Author Photo (if I were one).

My name is Oscar and I am the author of several novels. Yes I am.

Me: I've been napping.

My person took this picture of me because she thought I looked cute. I was just trying to get a nap because I needed it because I get tired a lot, yes I do. There are so many things to do, but I can never get to them. I like to nap, yes because it makes me feel refreshed. Sometimes life can get really tough you know. Yes it does. Oscar.

A Song By Me (Oscar).

My Name is Oscar, yeah yeah yeah.

You Love Me, yeah yeah yeah.

I Let You Pet Me yeah yeah yeah.

Because I Love It, I do.

I haven't thought up the rest of the song yet, but I thought this would make a good chorus.



Now I Bow My Head To You!

Nah! No I Don't!

More Like The Other Way Around!

I Am The Best Cat In Town!

(I'm still working on the rhyme so stop criticizing, bye). Oscar.