Me at My Deskspace.

Here is me at my deskspace, right after I blogged yes. My person had to get out of the way so I could get things done, she did.

Sometimes I like to look out the window but my person shut the blinds. I don't know why she did that, I don't. But sometimes I just like to look at birds and think about the world, I do.

Do You Like My New Look Or What?!?!?

Hey I spent some time touching up my blog this weekend I did yes. And it took a lot out of me, it did. So I spent some time here on my chair, yes.

I'll have more to say in time. I always do. Right now I see a bird in one of the branches outside and it's making me dizzy. I must go and have a look, yes. I must.

Oscar.

I'm Back, Though I've Not Gone Far.

Cute little Kiwi here, isn't she just so cute? I'll bet that's what you are all thinking, yes. That this little kitty kat is so cute, but she can be a pain, yes.


I am here to warn you that she's not as innocent as she looks, no she's not. This morning I tried to bite her scruff but all she did was moan and groan and act like a big baby yes. I think it's important for cats to have a certain level of caturity, so they don't act like whiny kittens all the time, no.

I am very cature and I am not afraid of anything, no. Unless it's some weird person knocking on the door, then I run and hide, I do. But I only do it because I know if they saw me they'd be all intimidated because I am very mean, yes I am.


Here she is bigger, and she is trouble no doubt. I showed Kiwi who is boss, I did. And she knows it. She wants to be like me, she does. And I can't blame her. But don't be fooled like she's all cute and sweet, no. She likes to do lots of bad things like nip at my tail and whine and cry like a big baby girl cat. That's what she is: a whiny, tiny girl cat who does bad things. She's not good like me, no. She's bad. So just don't fall for her games, no.

Me and Him and My Thoughts on the Election...Again.

Sometimes when he is not being bad I let little Thor sit here I do. The reason I do is because I don't want a whiny cat on me, no. When I try to tell him no he gets all upset because he idolizes me he does, and the last thing he wants to hear is that he can't be by me yes. So sometimes when he is being good and not being a brat I let him sit near me I do.

I still think I should be the next President yes. President Oscar. The reason is because you already have that one guy with an O in his name who is running and my name has an O so why can't I run? Though if it's not going to be me for President I'd much rather it be the guy with the O because those with O's in their name are good yes. Not that other shrived up man, he's weird and I don't like him, I don't. He doesn't look like someone who would want to pet me no he doesn't.

And anyone who doesn't want to pet me is not worth my time, no they are not.

This Is Not Me But It Should Be!

All you people keep arguing over this and that but what we need is me in the White House yes. Then I will make mandatory cat nip donations provided by the government and lots of canned food yes. And not the cheap stuff but the good stuff. Yes.

Here's how it needs to be. I will give you the reform you need yes.



Oscar 2008!

We Got This New Thing!

We got this new thing yes. Look at it. I must first inspect.



Then this other one came to sniff about, yes.



Things are good.



Yes.



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He's a Little Brat!

Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.

You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.

Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.

So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.