Whatever. You Don't Own Me.

No One Does!

Rabbits! Blah!

I am better than some silly rabbit! There will be no rabbits here. No. None.

Oscars Only. Me. Oscar.

A Poem From Oscar (me).

I am Oscar.

I am the best Oscar Yes!

Oscar I am, I am Oscar.

I sleep all day yes.

I eat when I can yes.

I am the best yes!

My name is Oscar, and I am better

than any cat around.

He Wants To Be Like Me!

Here you can see this little one wants to be like me yes he does because everyone does because I am Oscar yes. He tries to be near me and so I just let him because I didn't want to hurt his feelings yes.



This one too is always coming by yes he is and he wants to play but I don't know yet if I should because he looks funny to me like a spy. This only proves that everyone wants to be me because everyone loves me yes they do I am the best Oscar yes.

A Spy.

I don't know what he is up to but I will soon find out. They sent a spy. Yes. That's what this is.

I like to read.

I like to read yes I do because I have lots and lots of books. I like to sit in the shelf too like I am here yes. Having this blog has strengthened my communication skills and so when a kitten comes by I don't need to growl all the time because they get it. Those kittens are sort of childish and don't really understand things like I do Oscar. That's me. Yes.

Those Kittens Are All Over!

Who do these kittens think they are that they can just come in and run the whole show? Just look HERE. One of them likes to pull and yank on my tail but I tell him it's not OK no it's not. The other one likes to wander like he can't see and then he just bumps into walls and then he keeps going or playing with the other one and they are always jumping all over yes.

I can't have these kittens jumping all over the place and causing all this ruckus no I can't. They need to learn that I am in charge yes I am and I am Oscar and I run the show yes I do. I am the biggest cat around and they need to learn that yes. They will learn that and they will be afraid of me because I am chubby and I am very mean yes I am Oscar.