He's a Little Brat!

Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.

You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.

Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.

So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.

Me and the Shadow and a Poem!

Here is me and that Shadow cat and a poem by some poet named Stevie Smith yes.

Conviction (III)
The shadow was so black,
I thought it was a cat,
But once in to it
I knew it
No more black
Than a shadow's back.

Illusion is a freak
Of mind;
The cat's to seek.

By Stevie Smith

Self Portrait: My Author Photo (if I were one).

My name is Oscar and I am the author of several novels. Yes I am.

Me: I've been napping.

My person took this picture of me because she thought I looked cute. I was just trying to get a nap because I needed it because I get tired a lot, yes I do. There are so many things to do, but I can never get to them. I like to nap, yes because it makes me feel refreshed. Sometimes life can get really tough you know. Yes it does. Oscar.

A Song By Me (Oscar).

My Name is Oscar, yeah yeah yeah.

You Love Me, yeah yeah yeah.

I Let You Pet Me yeah yeah yeah.

Because I Love It, I do.

I haven't thought up the rest of the song yet, but I thought this would make a good chorus.



Now I Bow My Head To You!

Nah! No I Don't!

More Like The Other Way Around!

I Am The Best Cat In Town!

(I'm still working on the rhyme so stop criticizing, bye). Oscar.

I Am Oscar and I am King.

I am Oscar and I am king of my own blog yes. Some may wonder where I've been but I've been busy and so blogging takes a lot out of me and already I need a nap yes. I have no problem turning my nose up, no I don't because I am Oscar and I run the show.

Those kittens sometimes annoy me they do but I keep them in line yes. They want to be like me which is fine but they can't be crossing any lines no they can't. I tell them who is king and who runs the show that it is me, Oscar and not them yes. I'm tired so I need a nap now. Bye. Oscar.

Whatever. You Don't Own Me.

No One Does!