

Photos by Wassim Diab.
My name is Oscar. I am a Cat. This is my blog. I live with people.



Even though we call him the "Pitten" because he is so handsome that he is the Brad Pitt of cats, he's probably more like the Jude Law of cats, but Pitten sounds better. Either way, he's handsome, knows it, and if he were a person would likely be some yuppie working some white collar job after having majored in something useless at a university.
Hi peeps. What up? My peep took this webcam shot of me sittin' here chillin' on my chair here out on the patio. It is my patio, yes.
OK for all of my fans out there wondering just where I've been, I've told you that blogging takes a lot outta me. I enjoy tweeting because it is fun, but please stop all the pretty ladies trying to solicit me for human sex. I am a fixed male cat, yes. So there will be none of that.
And not to worry, I still look the same. And then this little brat had to get declawed, so now he can't fight at all! Ha ha ha! I'm sure you're thinking what a cute little kitty kat but he's a big brat, he is, yes.

Apollo thinks he runs the show, but no, it's me, Oscar, yes.
Those lazy cats, what do they do? Nothing, I tell you. They don't even blog or have Twitters, no!