Saturday, January 19, 2008

A Spy.

I don't know what he is up to but I will soon find out. They sent a spy. Yes. That's what this is.

I like to read.

I like to read yes I do because I have lots and lots of books. I like to sit in the shelf too like I am here yes. Having this blog has strengthened my communication skills and so when a kitten comes by I don't need to growl all the time because they get it. Those kittens are sort of childish and don't really understand things like I do Oscar. That's me. Yes.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Those Kittens Are All Over!

Who do these kittens think they are that they can just come in and run the whole show? Just look HERE. One of them likes to pull and yank on my tail but I tell him it's not OK no it's not. The other one likes to wander like he can't see and then he just bumps into walls and then he keeps going or playing with the other one and they are always jumping all over yes.

I can't have these kittens jumping all over the place and causing all this ruckus no I can't. They need to learn that I am in charge yes I am and I am Oscar and I run the show yes I do. I am the biggest cat around and they need to learn that yes. They will learn that and they will be afraid of me because I am chubby and I am very mean yes I am Oscar.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

They Say It's A New Year.

I like to watch a lot of movies yes I do and I like to do it on my throne and cuddle up. I had a fun New Year's Eve and ran the show all night long. I don't know why people care about years because it still looks the same the next day and all that so I don't know the point.

They know how much I like movies that there is a spot on the shelf just for me yes it is and there will never be any movies there because that's where I like to go when I feel like it yes.

So now I was there and now I'm here and now I have to go so I can sit there yes. Oscar.