Thursday, October 30, 2008

Me and Him and My Thoughts on the Election...Again.

Sometimes when he is not being bad I let little Thor sit here I do. The reason I do is because I don't want a whiny cat on me, no. When I try to tell him no he gets all upset because he idolizes me he does, and the last thing he wants to hear is that he can't be by me yes. So sometimes when he is being good and not being a brat I let him sit near me I do.

I still think I should be the next President yes. President Oscar. The reason is because you already have that one guy with an O in his name who is running and my name has an O so why can't I run? Though if it's not going to be me for President I'd much rather it be the guy with the O because those with O's in their name are good yes. Not that other shrived up man, he's weird and I don't like him, I don't. He doesn't look like someone who would want to pet me no he doesn't.

And anyone who doesn't want to pet me is not worth my time, no they are not.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

This Is Not Me But It Should Be!

All you people keep arguing over this and that but what we need is me in the White House yes. Then I will make mandatory cat nip donations provided by the government and lots of canned food yes. And not the cheap stuff but the good stuff. Yes.

Here's how it needs to be. I will give you the reform you need yes.

Oscar 2008!