Me and Shadow.

We were sleeping. I don't remember when my person took this picture. I was tired and Shadow was too. I am still tired. Blogging takes a lot out of me. Oscar.

I Guard The Box.

Here is me. I am guarding the box. I always guard the box when it arrives. I must. Click on the photo to see just how big that box was and how much I am guarding it.

I caught the grasshopper.

A few days ago there was a grasshopper in one of the trash bins and I knocked it over. I scared it yes I did and I picked it up with my mouth and carried it off. Then my person found me and yelled at me and so I scooped it up again and ran off with it and then let it go. Then one of my people caught it and threw it away but I was left looking for it. I know it is there somewhere I know it is. It is just too scared to come out because I am scary and I know I scared that grasshopper yes I did. Oscar.

Stepping on my tail!

Tonight my person stepped on my tail yes she did. I let out a load yelp but it didn't hurt no it didn't. I made her feel bad and then began to sulk till she petted me till I purred.

And what is all this talk of a kitten? My people speak of a kitten. There will be no kitten no there won't. I don't like the sound of it. Not one bit. Oscar.

Kiwi And ME--4 photos!

My person shot these pictures of me and Kiwi. You can see how much she likes being by me. I'm doing it just to be nice because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She needs me yes she does. She needs me because everyone needs me yes they do. She's so little she needs me to protect her. Yes she does. She needs Oscar to protect her. That's me. Oscar. Click on us and we get bigger.

Me and Shadow.

This is a cat I live with and his name is Shadow. Here we are playing. He always looks drugged up and here is no different. He's good for the most part and not bad like the other cat Kiwi is but Shadow just pretty much does what I tell him to do because he knows to.



He listens because I am Oscar and he knows to. The people I live with call him 'The Boy' because that's what he is. A boy. He is only a boy but I am a guy. That's what I am. Oscar. That's what Oscar is. A guy. Me. Oscar. A guy.

Last Night The Doorbell People Were There.

Last night there were people ringing the doorbell and lots of voices and I heard them and I growled and scared them away. You don't need a dog when you have a cat like me no you don't. I scared them with my growls and they'll never be coming back never. Just like that tabby cat when I scared him away.

They got a good scare they did. HAHAHAHA I scared all of them I did. Bye. Oscar.