Hey get off my case already.

I've been busy ok so not a lot of time for blogging. Those kittens are all locked away for good and are never coming out never. They are so scared of me because they see how scary and massive I am. ha ha ha ha that's what I am. Oscar.

For Christmas I just want the universe handed to me in my food dish ha ha ha ha Oscar. Last year she tied a bow around my neck but not this year. This year she won't. No. Oscar.

Tragedy Has Struck.

Here is me. Here is THEM. I don't like THEM.

-Oscar.

A Chilly Chubby.

Blogging has been taking a lot out of me. Very stressful. It's been chilly and so I've been a Chilly Chubby. Here you can see each angle of my Chilly Chubby-ness. That's who I am. Oscar.

Me and Shadow.

We were sleeping. I don't remember when my person took this picture. I was tired and Shadow was too. I am still tired. Blogging takes a lot out of me. Oscar.

I Guard The Box.

Here is me. I am guarding the box. I always guard the box when it arrives. I must. Click on the photo to see just how big that box was and how much I am guarding it.

I caught the grasshopper.

A few days ago there was a grasshopper in one of the trash bins and I knocked it over. I scared it yes I did and I picked it up with my mouth and carried it off. Then my person found me and yelled at me and so I scooped it up again and ran off with it and then let it go. Then one of my people caught it and threw it away but I was left looking for it. I know it is there somewhere I know it is. It is just too scared to come out because I am scary and I know I scared that grasshopper yes I did. Oscar.

Stepping on my tail!

Tonight my person stepped on my tail yes she did. I let out a load yelp but it didn't hurt no it didn't. I made her feel bad and then began to sulk till she petted me till I purred.

And what is all this talk of a kitten? My people speak of a kitten. There will be no kitten no there won't. I don't like the sound of it. Not one bit. Oscar.

Kiwi And ME--4 photos!

My person shot these pictures of me and Kiwi. You can see how much she likes being by me. I'm doing it just to be nice because I didn't want to hurt her feelings. She needs me yes she does. She needs me because everyone needs me yes they do. She's so little she needs me to protect her. Yes she does. She needs Oscar to protect her. That's me. Oscar. Click on us and we get bigger.

Me and Shadow.

This is a cat I live with and his name is Shadow. Here we are playing. He always looks drugged up and here is no different. He's good for the most part and not bad like the other cat Kiwi is but Shadow just pretty much does what I tell him to do because he knows to.



He listens because I am Oscar and he knows to. The people I live with call him 'The Boy' because that's what he is. A boy. He is only a boy but I am a guy. That's what I am. Oscar. That's what Oscar is. A guy. Me. Oscar. A guy.

Last Night The Doorbell People Were There.

Last night there were people ringing the doorbell and lots of voices and I heard them and I growled and scared them away. You don't need a dog when you have a cat like me no you don't. I scared them with my growls and they'll never be coming back never. Just like that tabby cat when I scared him away.

They got a good scare they did. HAHAHAHA I scared all of them I did. Bye. Oscar.

This is not my paw!

This is not my paw. My paw: Oscar. This is not Oscar's paw but Kiwi's. She's bad like I said and it is this paw that is always causing trouble. She's always grabbing at things like my tail and trying to knead with it where she shouldn't be.

Look how little that paw is. That could only be the paw of a teeny girl cat, not one from a big, masculine, strong, tough, scary, massive, chubby, frightening, guy cat like me.

That's what I am. Oscar.

This is not me!

This is Kiwi, a cat I live with. She's always causing trouble and getting in the way. Sometimes she tries to steal the yogurt from me but I show her. HAHAHAHA





Here she is again. Being bad. Bad she is bad. Oscar is the good cat. Me. Good. I'm Oscar and I'm good. Kiwi = Bad.

Rough Day.

I had a rough day today, as you can see. I like to sleep near a bunch of uncomfortable stuff.

My face wears the strain to prove it. Click on me and I'm life size!

Now I'm up and I watched some of the birds outside and now I don't know what I'm going to do maybe find a box to go sit in. HAHAHAHA Oscar.

I Took A Nap.

I took a nap earlier and now I'm up but I think I'll need to sleep again. My people call me all sorts of nicknames and I don't know how I know all of them but I do. I'll let you know what some of them are in my next post but don't be calling me by them only call me Oscar because that's my name and that's who I am Oscar.

I'm going to sleep now on the treadmill bye Oscar.

A Good Day.

Woke up from my nap and I had some yogurt that my person let me lick from her cup and then I plopped on her book while she tried to read and she pet me till I fell asleep.

My person wants me to put pictures of the 2 other cats I live with but I'll have to see 'cause this blog is about me. Oscar. Now I got to go 'cause there's a bird outside the window bye. Oscar.

Last night the cat was outside.

Last night there was a tabby outside and I scared him because I growled all mean and then I puffed big and he didn't like it and he went away and was so scared that he'll never be back again.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Teach that tabby a lesson I will. He'll never be back never.