Saturday, October 27, 2007

This is not my paw!

This is not my paw. My paw: Oscar. This is not Oscar's paw but Kiwi's. She's bad like I said and it is this paw that is always causing trouble. She's always grabbing at things like my tail and trying to knead with it where she shouldn't be.

Look how little that paw is. That could only be the paw of a teeny girl cat, not one from a big, masculine, strong, tough, scary, massive, chubby, frightening, guy cat like me.

That's what I am. Oscar.