This is not my paw!

This is not my paw. My paw: Oscar. This is not Oscar's paw but Kiwi's. She's bad like I said and it is this paw that is always causing trouble. She's always grabbing at things like my tail and trying to knead with it where she shouldn't be.

Look how little that paw is. That could only be the paw of a teeny girl cat, not one from a big, masculine, strong, tough, scary, massive, chubby, frightening, guy cat like me.

That's what I am. Oscar.

This is not me!

This is Kiwi, a cat I live with. She's always causing trouble and getting in the way. Sometimes she tries to steal the yogurt from me but I show her. HAHAHAHA





Here she is again. Being bad. Bad she is bad. Oscar is the good cat. Me. Good. I'm Oscar and I'm good. Kiwi = Bad.

Rough Day.

I had a rough day today, as you can see. I like to sleep near a bunch of uncomfortable stuff.

My face wears the strain to prove it. Click on me and I'm life size!

Now I'm up and I watched some of the birds outside and now I don't know what I'm going to do maybe find a box to go sit in. HAHAHAHA Oscar.

I Took A Nap.

I took a nap earlier and now I'm up but I think I'll need to sleep again. My people call me all sorts of nicknames and I don't know how I know all of them but I do. I'll let you know what some of them are in my next post but don't be calling me by them only call me Oscar because that's my name and that's who I am Oscar.

I'm going to sleep now on the treadmill bye Oscar.

A Good Day.

Woke up from my nap and I had some yogurt that my person let me lick from her cup and then I plopped on her book while she tried to read and she pet me till I fell asleep.

My person wants me to put pictures of the 2 other cats I live with but I'll have to see 'cause this blog is about me. Oscar. Now I got to go 'cause there's a bird outside the window bye. Oscar.

Last night the cat was outside.

Last night there was a tabby outside and I scared him because I growled all mean and then I puffed big and he didn't like it and he went away and was so scared that he'll never be back again.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Teach that tabby a lesson I will. He'll never be back never.