Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.
You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.
Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.
So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.
