Oscar Grooms.

Him at My Deskspace.

I was trying to get online so I could blog but this one was in my deskspace yes. So I told him to move out of the way because I run the show and that this blog is about me. I am only showing you this picture out of evidence so you know he was bad.

He should not be sitting there, no. That spot is reserved for me, Oscar. Those blinds are open for me and only me yes.

Me at My Deskspace.

Here is me at my deskspace, right after I blogged yes. My person had to get out of the way so I could get things done, she did.

Sometimes I like to look out the window but my person shut the blinds. I don't know why she did that, I don't. But sometimes I just like to look at birds and think about the world, I do.

Do You Like My New Look Or What?!?!?

Hey I spent some time touching up my blog this weekend I did yes. And it took a lot out of me, it did. So I spent some time here on my chair, yes.

I'll have more to say in time. I always do. Right now I see a bird in one of the branches outside and it's making me dizzy. I must go and have a look, yes. I must.

Oscar.

I'm Back, Though I've Not Gone Far.

Cute little Kiwi here, isn't she just so cute? I'll bet that's what you are all thinking, yes. That this little kitty kat is so cute, but she can be a pain, yes.


I am here to warn you that she's not as innocent as she looks, no she's not. This morning I tried to bite her scruff but all she did was moan and groan and act like a big baby yes. I think it's important for cats to have a certain level of caturity, so they don't act like whiny kittens all the time, no.

I am very cature and I am not afraid of anything, no. Unless it's some weird person knocking on the door, then I run and hide, I do. But I only do it because I know if they saw me they'd be all intimidated because I am very mean, yes I am.


Here she is bigger, and she is trouble no doubt. I showed Kiwi who is boss, I did. And she knows it. She wants to be like me, she does. And I can't blame her. But don't be fooled like she's all cute and sweet, no. She likes to do lots of bad things like nip at my tail and whine and cry like a big baby girl cat. That's what she is: a whiny, tiny girl cat who does bad things. She's not good like me, no. She's bad. So just don't fall for her games, no.

Me and Him and My Thoughts on the Election...Again.

Sometimes when he is not being bad I let little Thor sit here I do. The reason I do is because I don't want a whiny cat on me, no. When I try to tell him no he gets all upset because he idolizes me he does, and the last thing he wants to hear is that he can't be by me yes. So sometimes when he is being good and not being a brat I let him sit near me I do.

I still think I should be the next President yes. President Oscar. The reason is because you already have that one guy with an O in his name who is running and my name has an O so why can't I run? Though if it's not going to be me for President I'd much rather it be the guy with the O because those with O's in their name are good yes. Not that other shrived up man, he's weird and I don't like him, I don't. He doesn't look like someone who would want to pet me no he doesn't.

And anyone who doesn't want to pet me is not worth my time, no they are not.

This Is Not Me But It Should Be!

All you people keep arguing over this and that but what we need is me in the White House yes. Then I will make mandatory cat nip donations provided by the government and lots of canned food yes. And not the cheap stuff but the good stuff. Yes.

Here's how it needs to be. I will give you the reform you need yes.



Oscar 2008!

We Got This New Thing!

We got this new thing yes. Look at it. I must first inspect.



Then this other one came to sniff about, yes.



Things are good.



Yes.



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He's a Little Brat!

Yeah I'm sure all you stupid people are oogling over this kitten but don't be fooled no. He's a little brat, yes he is and he always likes to yank my tail. But I put him in his place real quick yes I do and I tell him who is boss, that it's me Oscar yes.

You dummies out there always fall for these faces, thinking they're so innocent when all they do is cause trouble and they're no good. I'm the only good cat out there, yes.

Sure I like some of the other cats I live with (not this bratty one, no) but they all know who is in charge, that it's me. Oscar. And I run the show.

So this kitten is a brat. Don't trust him. No. I'm the only one you can trust. Me. Oscar. Yes. Not Thor, this bratty kitten.

Me and the Shadow and a Poem!

Here is me and that Shadow cat and a poem by some poet named Stevie Smith yes.

Conviction (III)
The shadow was so black,
I thought it was a cat,
But once in to it
I knew it
No more black
Than a shadow's back.

Illusion is a freak
Of mind;
The cat's to seek.

By Stevie Smith

Self Portrait: My Author Photo (if I were one).

My name is Oscar and I am the author of several novels. Yes I am.

Me: I've been napping.

My person took this picture of me because she thought I looked cute. I was just trying to get a nap because I needed it because I get tired a lot, yes I do. There are so many things to do, but I can never get to them. I like to nap, yes because it makes me feel refreshed. Sometimes life can get really tough you know. Yes it does. Oscar.

A Song By Me (Oscar).

My Name is Oscar, yeah yeah yeah.

You Love Me, yeah yeah yeah.

I Let You Pet Me yeah yeah yeah.

Because I Love It, I do.

I haven't thought up the rest of the song yet, but I thought this would make a good chorus.



Now I Bow My Head To You!

Nah! No I Don't!

More Like The Other Way Around!

I Am The Best Cat In Town!

(I'm still working on the rhyme so stop criticizing, bye). Oscar.

I Am Oscar and I am King.

I am Oscar and I am king of my own blog yes. Some may wonder where I've been but I've been busy and so blogging takes a lot out of me and already I need a nap yes. I have no problem turning my nose up, no I don't because I am Oscar and I run the show.

Those kittens sometimes annoy me they do but I keep them in line yes. They want to be like me which is fine but they can't be crossing any lines no they can't. I tell them who is king and who runs the show that it is me, Oscar and not them yes. I'm tired so I need a nap now. Bye. Oscar.

Whatever. You Don't Own Me.

No One Does!

Rabbits! Blah!

I am better than some silly rabbit! There will be no rabbits here. No. None.

Oscars Only. Me. Oscar.

A Poem From Oscar (me).

I am Oscar.

I am the best Oscar Yes!

Oscar I am, I am Oscar.

I sleep all day yes.

I eat when I can yes.

I am the best yes!

My name is Oscar, and I am better

than any cat around.

He Wants To Be Like Me!

Here you can see this little one wants to be like me yes he does because everyone does because I am Oscar yes. He tries to be near me and so I just let him because I didn't want to hurt his feelings yes.



This one too is always coming by yes he is and he wants to play but I don't know yet if I should because he looks funny to me like a spy. This only proves that everyone wants to be me because everyone loves me yes they do I am the best Oscar yes.

A Spy.

I don't know what he is up to but I will soon find out. They sent a spy. Yes. That's what this is.

I like to read.

I like to read yes I do because I have lots and lots of books. I like to sit in the shelf too like I am here yes. Having this blog has strengthened my communication skills and so when a kitten comes by I don't need to growl all the time because they get it. Those kittens are sort of childish and don't really understand things like I do Oscar. That's me. Yes.

Those Kittens Are All Over!

Who do these kittens think they are that they can just come in and run the whole show? Just look HERE. One of them likes to pull and yank on my tail but I tell him it's not OK no it's not. The other one likes to wander like he can't see and then he just bumps into walls and then he keeps going or playing with the other one and they are always jumping all over yes.

I can't have these kittens jumping all over the place and causing all this ruckus no I can't. They need to learn that I am in charge yes I am and I am Oscar and I run the show yes I do. I am the biggest cat around and they need to learn that yes. They will learn that and they will be afraid of me because I am chubby and I am very mean yes I am Oscar.

They Say It's A New Year.

I like to watch a lot of movies yes I do and I like to do it on my throne and cuddle up. I had a fun New Year's Eve and ran the show all night long. I don't know why people care about years because it still looks the same the next day and all that so I don't know the point.

They know how much I like movies that there is a spot on the shelf just for me yes it is and there will never be any movies there because that's where I like to go when I feel like it yes.

So now I was there and now I'm here and now I have to go so I can sit there yes. Oscar.